False Swipe Pokémon Horoscope

Aries, your Pokémon of the week is Hisuian Braviary!

Aries, this week you must take a page from the book of the Valiant Pokémon! Although Aries individuals are known to have a fiery attitude and enormous hearts, it is important to be intelligent in your methods for pursuing your goals.

Aries love life this week should be much like Hisuian Braviary’s Pokédex entry, being assertive does not mean you should not work smartly!

‘‘Screaming a bloodcurdling battle cry, this huge and ferocious bird Pokémon goes out on the hunt. It blasts lakes with shock waves, then scoops up any prey that float to the water's surface.’’

Your lucky number is 21, and gray will be a good color for you this week.

Don’t be too aggressive or overthink, combine both courage and smarts to have success this week!

Taurus, your Pokémon of the week is Stunfisk!

Stunfisk is a Pokémon known for its incredible resilience and positive attitude. Taurus, this week you must learn from the Trap Pokémon’s antics and face any challenge that may come with a positive attitude and new doors will open.

Your love life may face some hardships this week, but remember that patience and a smile can go a long way! Let’s look at Stunfisk’s Pokémon Black dex entry to learn some strats!

‘‘Its skin is very hard, so it is unhurt even if stepped on by sumo wrestlers. It smiles when transmitting electricity.’’

Your lucky number this week is 8881 and your lucky color is yellow!

Make sure to take care of your skin, use skincare and sunscreen!

Gemini, your Pokémon of the week is Rolycoly!

Rolycoly is a Pokémon with a simple life, yet joyful. Your week as a Gemini should learn a couple of things about simplicity and enjoy connecting with nature and your loved ones.

Your love life will be greatly impacted by having a simple disposition and knowing what you want. You never know how much sharing your little joys can bond you with others! Let’s look at Rolycoly’s Pokédex entry in Pokémon Scarlet!

‘‘On sunny days, Rolycoly will come out onto grassy plains and roll around. Then it will eat the grass that gets tangled in its wheel-like leg.’’

Your lucky number is 5 and your color of the week is red.

Gemini this week you must find joy and beauty in your surroundings so the passion that burns inside you is reignited!

Cancer, your Pokémon of the week is Electivire!

Electivire is a Pokémon that we love making fun of at False Swipe Gaming, but it is also a Pokémon we can learn a lot from this week. Cancer, remember that being authentic and focusing on one task at a time goes so much further than trying to do multiple things at once and succeeding at none. The thunderbolt Pokémon is a great example of this.

Your love life will benefit from your self reflection, its easy to hate yourself as the kid everyone expected a lot from and did not amount to much, but your worth is valued by those near you, just look at Electivire’s data from Pokémon Ultra Moon

‘‘A single Electivire can provide enough electricity for all the buildings in a big city for a year.’’

Your lucky number is 455 and your lucky color is Amaranth Purple this week.

Learn to find your role and your place, and you will find great peace Cancer!

Leo your Pokémon of the week is Urshifu Rapid Strike!

The Wushu Pokémon trains arduously in order to obtain incredible power, and this week Leo individuals should do the same. The goal you have been chasing is near, but you cannot slow down on your path to achieve it, now is the time to work twice as hard!

Your love life needs some spontaneous moments, and taking a page from Urshifu’s Pokémon Sword dex entry will help a lot. Go with the flow, say yes to things you have not done before!

‘‘It's believed that this Pokémon modeled its fighting style on the flow of a river—sometimes rapid, sometimes calm.’’

Your lucky number is 9012 and your lucky color is Caribbean Green

Train hard and try new things, you will become a master at your craft!

Virgo, your Pokémon of the week is Jellicent!

Virgo, we need to have a serious talk about your attitude, your last Pokémon of the week taught us a lot about anger management, and this week it seems life has shown your path to be that of revenge. Maybe now is the right time to reach out to a friend or loved one and talk about your feelings

Your love life is in severe danger and it may sink unless your attitude changes soon! Just look at what Jellicent’s Pokémon Black entry states about it!

'‘The fate of the ships and crew that wander into Jellicent's habitat: all sunken, all lost, all vanished ‘‘

Your lucky number is 6391 and your lucky color is Cosmic Cobalt this week!

Virgo, introspection and self care are a form of showing love to others as well, be mindful of that!

Libra, your Pokémon of the week is Manaphy!

The Seafaring Pokémon is a Pokémon known for its great empathy and its ability to bond with other types of people. Libra, this week your sensitivity and ability to connect with others will let you discover paths you have not yet traveled with your close ones!

Your love life will really appreciate your understanding and you will have a comfortable end of the week getting to know your partner better!

‘‘It is born with a wondrous power that lets it bond with any kind of Pokémon.’’

Your lucky number is 3 and your lucky color is Dark Spring Green.

Remember that connecting sometimes means trying to understand as well, you might learn a thing or two from others if you are open minded!

Scorpio, your Pokémon of the week is Dodrio!

The Three Bird Pokémon has the ability to constantly think and execute complex plans with all of its brainpower. This week is a week that requires planning and intelligence in order to get through, so make sure to be as meticulous as Dodrio Scorpio!

Your love life might involve a little bit of planning as well, but don’t overthink and let fear paralyze you, just look what Pokémon Stadium 2 tells us about poor Dodrio when it does that!

‘‘It collects data and plans three times as wisely, but it may think too much and become immobilized.’’

Your lucky number is 11 and your lucky color is Fuzzy Wuzzy!

Think, but also act Scorpio!

Sagittarius your Pokémon of the Week is Riolu!

This week you will have to establish some limits and sense the energies around you just like the Emanation Pokémon. Sagittarius, Riolu is a Pokémon heavily impacted by its environment and it is of the utmost importance to surround yourself with good vibes in order to create a productive environment.

Your love life this week will find great success thanks to your style and attitude, just look at Riolu’s Pokédex entry from Riolu’s HGSS appearance! You might just attract someone with just as much aura as you!

‘‘They communicate with one another using their auras. They are able to run all through the night.’’

Your lucky number is 115 and your lucky color is Deep Space Sparkle this week!

Sagittarius stay true to who you are and the people around you will support you!

Capricorn, your Pokémon of the week is Drampa!

The Placid Pokémon is one that loves serving its community and helping out the youngins and their mothers. It is a Pokémon with a compassionate heart and a lot of experience, much like you Capricorn. This week it will be good to teach some of the lessons life has taught you to others and you will be amazed with the impact you may have in other’s lives.

Your love life will require you to stay in contact with the hidden side of you, you must protect your partner and show that being nice does not mean being a target. Take a page from Drampa’s Ultra Sun Pokédex entry:

'‘If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully's house and burn it to the ground. ‘‘

Your lucky number is 190 and your lucky color is Oxblood .

This week you will find yourself loving, but also protecting!

Aquarius, your Pokémon of the week is Tsareena!

The Fruit Pokémon is one that many people admire due to its capability of fighting for what it believes in and its ruthlessness to achieve its goals. Tsareena is a Pokémon that never stays quiet and always speaks (and kicks) what it has on its mind, and this is the week where those skills will greatly benefit you Aquarius

Your love life will benefit from showing the nice side of you to your partner, sometimes it feels like the world is out to get you, but cuddling with your partner makes you forget about the stress for a while! Tsareena’s Pokémon Scarlet dex entry tells us all about this!

'‘This Pokémon is proud and aggressive. However, it is said that a Tsareena will instantly become calm if someone touches the crown on its calyx. ‘‘

Your lucky number is 1907162 and your lucky color is Periwinkle.

Remember to stay fierce, but don’t forget to relax with those who want the best for you!

Pisces, your Pokémon of the week is Machoke!

There are billions of combinations of spots that Spinda might have on itself, but in the end this Pokémon is a reminder that although we may all be very much alike, we are all unique in our own way. Pisces, this week you must not forget that and avoid judging a book by its cover and living your present through your past experiences, give others a chance and you might end up surprised!

You must be careful with your love life this week Pisces. Remember that sometimes having an idea in mind might not be shared by your partner and it could lead to trouble, just look at what Spinda’s dex has to say in Pokémon Sun:

‘‘Its steps are staggering and unsteady, but Spinda thinks it's walking in a straight line.’’

Your lucky number is 8 and your lucky color is Quinacridone Magenta.

Find what makes you unique and use it to connect with others, and be absolutely certain of your beliefs so nothing can sidetrack you!

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