False Swipe Pokémon Horoscope

Aries, your Pokémon of the week is Hitmontop!

Much like the Handstand Pokémon, Aries individuals tend to be very flashy and stylish. Hitmontop is known to be very reliable competitively and Aries is no different. You can always count on an Aries for support both inside and outside of gaming!

If you are involved romantically with an Aries this week, be sure to know that it will be a lot like his Pokédex entry from Pokémon Heart Gold:

‘‘If you are enchanted by its smooth, dance-like kicks, you may get a closer experience with one than you'd like.’’

Your lucky number is 17, and blue will be a favorable color for you this week.

Be careful with people trying to be individualistic around you as an Aries, this week requires a team effort!

Taurus, your Pokémon of the week is Ludicolo!

Ludicolo is known as the Carefree Pokémon, but he is also known to be serious when things need to get done. Just look at Mirror B’s Ludicolo, they were ready to throw hands at any moment. Danger is around you this week Taurus, but be sure to face it with the same carefree attitude that characterizes your weekly Pokémon!

Your love life will be heavily impacted by your attitude in social scenarios, let’s take a look at Ludicolo’s Diamond, Pearl and Platinum Pokédex entry!

‘‘If it hears festive music, all its muscles fill with energy. It can't help breaking out into a dance.’’

Your lucky number this week is 439 and your lucky color is green!

Be careful of financial troubles, take care of your economy and make wise decisions this week when spending.

Gemini, your Pokémon of the week is Empoleon!

Empoleon is known to be a versatile Pokémon both competitively and in universe. It retains some of it’s innate cuteness as a Piplup but is a regal and serious Pokémon when needed. It has 2 sides, much like Gemini individuals!

This week your love life will go through some serious hardships, but remember to abide by Empoleon’s lore in its Heart Gold and Soul Silver Pokédex entry:

‘‘It avoids unnecessary disputes, but it will decimate anything that threatens its pride.’’

Your lucky number is 8901 and your color of the week is baby blue.

Gemini this week you will face enormous personal struggles, but if you protect your pride you will get through the rough times. Swim fast, like an Empoleon.

Cancer, your Pokémon of the week is Tinkaton!

Tinkaton is a Pokémon that is easily discarded as not threatening or serious, but it packs an incredibly heavy punch. Cancer, this week you will be minimized by other people, but much like Tinkaton don’t let it get to you. The sky is the limit for you this week, and Tinkaton are well known to knock down Corviknight.

Your love life is in a unique spot this week, nothing is out of your reach in terms of dateability! Take a page from Tinkaton’s Pokémon Violet Pokédex entry:

'‘The hammer tops 220 pounds, yet it gets swung around easily by Tinkaton as it steals whatever it pleases and carries its plunder back home. ‘‘

Your lucky number is 237 and your lucky color is pink this week.

Be careful Cancer, although you have the ability to do anything, that does not mean that you should, think carefully what is good for you, as this week’s decisions will impact you for life.

Leo your Pokémon of the week is Slowbro!

Much like Slowbro, Leo has the power of foresight. You will be able to accurately predict how your week will go with your intuition. However, you must not let your knowledge paralyze you like it does Slowbro, you must act on your feelings!

Your love life is very interesting this week, sometimes, it is about patience, but do not let patience turn you complacent in a toxic relationship. Look at Slowbro’s Pokédex entry in Pokémon Silver:

'‘Naturally dull to begin with, it lost its ability to feel pain due to Shellder's seeping poison.’’

Your lucky number is 710 and your lucky color is beige

Remember that there are many fish in the sea, but sometimes not swimming is the right answer, Leo.

Virgo, your Pokémon of the week is Camerupt!

The Eruption Pokémon is known to explode the literal Volcano it has on its back if it’s angered. Do not let your anger consume you because it will cause consequences on your health. You must learn to temper your wrath even if put in uncomfortable scenarios!

Your love life may face some rocky moments, and it will be right to feel the anger you have been repressing. Learn from Camerupt in Pokémon Black 2 and White 2:

‘‘The volcanoes on its back have a major eruption every 10 years--or whenever it becomes really angry'‘ 

Your lucky number is 25 and your lucky color is red this week!

Virgo, feel your emotions and it will take you places this week! It is ok to do it!

Libra, your Pokémon of the week is Hawlucha!

Hawlucha is a Pokémon who is all about style, and style is something that defines Libras everywhere. You live your life with style and this week it will take you to places it never has before. You must stay true to your beliefs and opportunities will rise up.

There will be trouble in your love life, too much sauce can make a plate messy, much like Hawlucha’s Pokédex entry in Pokémon Shield:

‘‘It always strikes a pose before going for its finishing move. Sometimes opponents take advantage of that time to counterattack.’’

Your lucky number is 35 and your lucky color is orange.

Be selective of opportunities this week Libra, many will arise but not all of them will be good in the long run.

Scorpio, your Pokémon of the week is Swampert!

The Mud Fish Pokémon is a very reliable one as a starter, competitive staple and a friend. Scorpio this week you must be there for your friends and it will reward you greatly. Being selfless is a quality that will not go underappreciated by your peers. With great sacrifice comes great reward.

Your love life will require one of Swampert’s skills, pay attention to the details in your surroundings to protect yourself much like its Pokédex entry in Alpha Saphire:

‘‘Swampert predicts storms by sensing subtle differences in the sounds of waves and tidal winds with its fins. If a storm is approaching, it piles up boulders to protect itself.’’

Your lucky number is 92 and your lucky color is gold

Be alert and prepare for new experiences this week Scorpio!

Sagittarius your Pokémon of the Week is Cramorant!

The Gulp Pokémon happens to be a team player by accident. It doesn’t really spend much time overthinking which leads to its prowess in battle. This philosophy will help you in your daily life this week. The less you overthink and the more you try to interact with others, the more interesting results you will see.

Your love life will be greatly aided by your clumsiness this week, a lot like Cramorant’s Pokémon Violet Pokédex entry. Happy little accidents might lead to a good relationship!

‘‘With a Pikachu stuck in its throat, Cramorant can use Pikachu's prickling electricity to give its opponents a shock.’’

Your lucky number is 15 and your lucky color is magenta this week!

Sagittarius remember to go with the flow, overthinking might be dangerous!

Capricorn, your Pokémon of the week is Bayleef!

The Leaf Pokémon is known for its sweet aroma and its capability of influencing others, much like the words of a Capricorn! Your choices in how you express yourself can either flatter or anger the people around you so choose wisely.

Your love life will be affected similarly with your significant other or potential partner, remember that sometimes our smell and decisions can go a long way in a relationship. Take a page from Bayleef’s Alpha Saphire and Omega Ruby Pokédex Entry.

‘‘Bayleef's neck is ringed by curled-up leaves. Inside each tubular leaf is a small shoot of a tree. The fragrance of this shoot makes people peppy.’’

Your lucky number is 1376 and your lucky color is auburn.

This week you will find yourself with great luck if you choose your words wisely!

Aquarius, your Pokémon of the week is Simipour!

The Geyser Pokémon is one that is interested in its ecosystem and pays attention to its surroundings. Taking care of yourself and blending in with nature will greatly benefit you this week.

Your love life is not your main focus this week, as you are on a journey to find yourself and give back to your surroundings, much like Simipour’s Alpha Saphire Pokédex entry:

‘‘It prefers places with clean water. When its tuft runs low, it replenishes it by siphoning up water with its tail.’’

Your lucky number is 423 and your lucky color is maroon.

Give yourself time to deal with the stress and pay attention to the signs your surroundings show you!

Pisces, your Pokémon of the week is Machoke!

The Superpower Pokémon is known to have great feats of strength, but it always decides to use it to help others. This week you will have to display your skills, but there will be a choice between helping yourself and helping others. Remember that trade is one way to evolve, and exchanging favors can go a long way!

Your love life will benefit a lot if you take a page from Machamp’s dex entry in Pokémon Stadium. Your significant other knows you are strong, so stay humble!

‘‘Although it is incredibly strong, it is always modest. It restrains its strength with a power-save belt.'‘

Your lucky number is 238 and your lucky color is purple.

Use your strength to help and and you will reap great benefits, use it to benefit yourself and you will reap loneliness.

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