False Swipe Pokémon Horoscope

Aries, your Pokémon of the week is Rampardos!

Aries, the Headbutt Pokémon is known for its incredibly thick skull and its capability for violence. This Pokémon’s reputation has led it to be feared, yet also disrespected in the intellectual department, you must be very careful of acting hot headed this week or you will risk losing the respect of your peers.

Aries your love life will be in conflict, but just remember how Rampardos handles it in it’s Pokémon Platinum dex entry. You must have a thick skin in order to survive the upcoming conflicts.

‘‘If two were to smash their heads together, their foot-thick skulls would keep them from fainting.’’

Your lucky number is 6834, and alice blue will be a good color for you this week.

Stay strong, but don’t let strength hinder your growth.

Taurus, your Pokémon of the week is Lechonk!

The Hog Pokémon is one that is very particular about the things it likes. Taurus being selective this week will let you reach new heights and discover opportunities that you had not yet achieved.

Your love life will require you to carefully select your words and food spots with your partner in order to keep them happy. Let’s learn from Lechonk’s Pokémon Violet Pokédex entry!

‘‘This Pokémon spurns all but the finest of foods. Its body gives off an herblike scent that bug Pokémon detest’’

Your lucky number this week is 9176123 and your lucky color is Big Dip O Ruby!

Remember, smelling nice helps people seem approachable!

Gemini, your Pokémon of the week is Blastoise!

The original water starter is known for its roughness and precision with cannons. This Pokémon’s lore heavily implies it is a combat machine, displaying great feats of strength. Gemini, this week you must show strength much like Blastoise’s twin cannons.

Your love life will be greatly benefited from precision and attention to detail with your partner. Blastoise is known for its great aim, so make sure to learn a thing or two from its Emerald dex entry

‘‘The waterspouts that protrude from its shell are highly accurate. Their bullets of water can precisely nail tin cans from a distance of over 160 feet.’’

Your lucky number is 11113 and your color of the week is Blast Off Bronze.

Precision with skill will lead to success!

Cancer, your Pokémon of the week is Crobat!

The Bat Pokémon is a Pokémon known for it’s incredible speed and restlessness! Having forgone the need for legs Crobat perfected the art of flight in a seamless way. Cancer, perfectionism is a double edge sword, and this week it can help you greatly. You must learn to balance your new and improved talents with some much deserved rest.

Remember how important it is to pause from time to time, you don’t want to end up like Crobat in its FireRed dex entry! Take a vacation with your partner.

‘‘The development of wings on its legs enables it to fly fast but also makes it tough to stop and rest.'‘

Your lucky number is 18874 and your lucky color is Bizantium this week.

There is nothing wrong with some rest from time to time. !

Leo your Pokémon of the week is Taillow!

The Tiny Swallow Pokémon is known for its bravery against all odds. Sometimes in life we have to defend what we believe in and Taillow is the vivid representation of this image. Leo you must learn to stand up for your beliefs this week.

This week your love life will need some big changes. Remember that all Taillow’s seek warmth, your love should be no different! Let’s learn from Taillow in Fire Red and Leaf Green

‘‘It dislikes cold seasons. They migrate to other lands in search of warmth, flying over 180 miles a day.’’

Your lucky number is 78122 and your lucky color is Cadmium Red

Stay brave Leo!

Virgo, your Pokémon of the week is Pawmot!

Virgo, the Hands On Pokémon has a chill attitude about life, but being relaxed does not mean you are capable. You must spend your energy where it counts and make the most out of your effort this week!

Your love life appreciates the relaxed disposition you have but some sudden plans and energy from time to time will surely make your partner feel great joy! Just look at Pawmot’s Pokémon Scarlet Pokédex page!

‘‘This Pokémon normally is slow to react, but once it enters battle, it will strike down its enemies with lightning-fast movements.’’

Your lucky number is 3664 and your lucky color is Citrine this week!

Virgo, the sudden moments in life end up being greatly enjoyed!

Libra, your Pokémon of the week is Stonjourner!

The Big Rock Pokémon is an extremely enigmatic one. Libra, sometimes people won’t really have a read on what you are trying to do, but everything has a purpose. Keep on with your life and never stop being yourself!

A new love may arise by revisiting old friends Libra, just look at what Stonjourner does once a year. Call those old friendships like Stonjourner does in its Pokémon Shield Dex entry!

'‘Once a year, on a specific date and at a specific time, they gather out of nowhere and form up in a circle. ‘‘

Your lucky number is 2 and your lucky color is Dark Liver.

Old friends are happy to surround you, stay in contact!

Scorpio, your Pokémon of the week is Cacturne!

Cacturne is a Pokémon known for its resourcefulness when chasing its prey. It does not move during the day, and chooses to operate at night. Work smart, not hard Scorpio!

Your partner fell for you because of your endurance and persistence, so make sure to keep it up this week just like a Cacturne does when it hunts at nights!

‘‘Packs of them follow travelers through the desert until the travelers can no longer move’’

Your lucky number is 9918 and your lucky color is Deep Jungle Green!

Keep working hard, but also optimize your tasks Scorpio!

Sagittarius your Pokémon of the Week is Pinsir!

Pinsir is a Pokémon known for its incredible strength and its ability to wow others, but it is also known for its aversion to cold climates. Sagittarius you must learn to choose your battles wisely this week. Just because you can do something, it does not mean you should. Think carefully about your environment and those around you.

Your love life will become extra close due to your mutual hatred of a common enemy. Sometimes what we are not, helps us unite more in what we are. Learn from Pinsir in Pokémon Ultra Sun’s dex entry!

‘‘It gets into territorial disputes with Vikavolt. For some reason, it apparently gets along well with Heracross in Alola.’’

Your lucky number is 55 and your lucky color is Eucalyptus this week!

Sagittarius always consider what is worth it and what is not!

Capricorn, your Pokémon of the week is Wishiwashi!

The Small Fry Pokémon is considered pathetic by many, but once many of them come together, it can show the true power of what teamwork can achieve. Capricorn, this week it will be very important to collaborate with those around you to be able to reach your goals!

Your love life will have you tackling challenges along with your loved ones. Capricorn remember that unison is what gets you through hard times. Learn from Wishiwashi in Pokémon Ultra Sun!

‘‘Wishiwashi assemble in this formation to face off against strong foes. It boasts a strength that earned it the name “demon of the sea.”

Your lucky number is 8 and your lucky color is Fluorescent Blue .

Those who stick together get to the glory !

Aquarius, your Pokémon of the week is Dratini!

The Dragon Pokémon has acquired a reputation due to how hard it is to find in the Pokémon World. Aquarius, maintaining your privacy this week will give you some much needed rest and will even lead to people thinking about you!

Your love life will benefit from the energy you have an investing it correctly will lead to growth with your partner! Just like Dratini in Pokémon Soul Silver!

‘‘This Pokémon is full of life energy. It continually sheds its skin and grows steadily larger’’

Your lucky number is 95 and your lucky color is Glaoucous.

Be so interesting that you are in everyone’s mind Aquarius!

Pisces, your Pokémon of the week is Farfetch’d!

The Wild Duck Pokémon is a classic example of old habits dying hard. Farfetch’d always carries a stick that it uses for several purposes. People don’t really understand why it does but it is confident in its stick. Pisces, you have your reasons to do what you do, don’t let peoples’ judgement of you change your mind

You must be careful of fighting over trivial things! This happens a lot to Farfetch’d so be careful if you have some conflict with your loved ones!

‘‘Farfetch'd is always seen with a stick from a plant of some sort. Apparently, there are good sticks and bad sticks. This Pokémon has been known to fight with others over sticks.’’

Your lucky number is 901 and your lucky color is International Orange!

Be proud in what you have learned Pisces!

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