False Swipe Pokémon Horoscope

Aries, your Pokémon of the week is Amaura!

Aries, the Tundra Pokémon’s calm disposition is a quality you can greatly learn from this week. Try to get away from toxic environments and find the zones that give you inner peace and let you chill (pun intended).

Aries love life this week requires peace and understanding. Some people in your life may be harmful, and sometimes it is better to walk away before starting a discussion. Just look at Amaura’s Pokémon Y dex entry!

‘‘This calm Pokémon lived in a cold land where there were no violent predators like Tyrantrum.’’

Your lucky number is 8933, and baby blue will be a good color for you this week.

Remember that quietness can help clear your mind!

Taurus, your Pokémon of the week is Araquanid!

The Water Bubble Pokémon is a Pokémon who is often misunderstood by its strong appearance. Much like Taurus, Araquanid shows a strong disposition but is always ready to help those in need

Your love life will greatly benefit from showing your tender side, let your significant other see you care, just like Araquanid in it’s Pokémon Moon dex entry!

‘‘Despite what its appearance suggests, it cares for others. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokémon, it protectively brings them into its water bubble.’’

Your lucky number this week is 3 and your lucky color is Oxford Blue!

Remember that being strong does not mean you should be ruthless!

Gemini, your Pokémon of the week is Aerodactyl!

Aerodactyl is a Pokémon that once went extinct and lived in the era of dinosaurs, but just like Aerodactyl, old trends tend to come back. Gemini, you can greatly capitalize this week with knowledge from your past! Don’t be afraid to revisit old passions.

Your love life may be set aflame by old embers, or ambers in this case, just look at Aerodactyl’s Pokémon Yellow dex entry!

‘‘A savage Pokémon that died out in ancient times. It was resurrected using DNA taken from amber.’’

Your lucky number is 180 and your color of the week is Paolo Veronese Green.

Gemini this week you must be careful, old habits die hard!

Cancer, your Pokémon of the week is Palafin!

Palafin is a Pokémon that reminds us what a hero truly is. It does not really matter where a hero comes from, what matters is they step up at the right time. Cancer this week your actions will heavily affect those around you for the better if you choose to step up!

Your love life will benefit from selfless acts, do something nice for your partner because you can, you don’t need to take the credit for it! Just check out Palafin’s tech from Scarlet’s dex entry.

‘‘This Pokémon changes its appearance if it hears its allies calling for help. Palafin will never show anybody its moment of transformation.’’

Your lucky number is 5 and your lucky color is Pantone Pink this week.

With great power comes great responsibility Cancer!

Leo your Pokémon of the week is Gallade!

The Blade Pokémon is a Pokémon willing to protect others if it senses they are in harms away. Leo, being connected to your emotions and thoughts will let you perceive your surroundings in a way that will allow you to help those near and dear to your heart.

This week your love life might require you to throw hands in order to protect your loved ones. Violence is never the answer, but a broken clock is right twice a day!

‘‘True to its honorable-warrior image, it uses the blades on its elbows only in defense of something or someone.’’

Your lucky number is 3334 and your lucky color is Popstar

There is no greater pleasure than helping those we love Leo!

Virgo, your Pokémon of the week is Suicune!

Virgo, your emotions are very genuine and although it’s been a bad past few weeks, things will start to change this one. The Aurora Pokémon is said to purify any murky waters it comes into contact with and this time it will be no different!

Your love life will appreciate your elegance and gentle disposition in order to fix the mistakes of the past to start anew. Just look at how Suicune does it in its Emerald dex entry!

‘‘Suicune embodies the compassion of a pure spring of water. It runs across the land with gliding elegance. It has the power to purify dirty water.’’

Your lucky number is 69 and your lucky color is Razzle Dazzle Rose this week!

Virgo, your gentle behavior this week will heal many wounds of the past and will show you a bright path forward!

Libra, your Pokémon of the week is Komala!

The Drowsing Pokémon is a tale of caution for you this week Libra. Your habits may be keeping you stuck in endless slumber, and like a famous group once said, you should be Breaking the Habit.

Your love life may suffer if you abuse substances, as Komala does, so be mindful at what you do because it might hurt those you love as well. Just because you can handle it it doesn’t mean it wont affect you. Let’s take a look at it’s Pokémon Scarlet Pokédex entry:

‘‘Komala spends its entire life sleeping. It feeds on leaves that contain a potent poison only Komala can break down.’’

Your lucky number is 5 and your lucky color is Red Salsa.

Sleep is comforting, but a fish who stays asleep is taken by the river!

Scorpio, your Pokémon of the week is Pecharunt!

The tale of Pecharunt is a sad one. When showered by praise from the wrong people, this Pokémon’s goal became one of greed and corruption. Scorpio, you must be careful of those around you and consider if the praise you get has any ulterior motives. The right company can change your life!

Your love life could be being hurt by sweet talking and gaslighting. Make sure to always be honest and considerate of your partner’s emotions. Think about how Pecharunt created such a craze in Kitakami due to its selfishness!

‘‘It feeds others toxic mochi that draw out desires and capabilities. Those who eat the mochi fall under Pecharunt’s control, chained to its will.’’

Your lucky number is 1 and your lucky color is Satin Sheen Gold!

Our actions have consequences Scorpio!

Sagittarius your Pokémon of the Week is Barboach!

Barboach is known to be a slimy and hard to catch Pokémon, but its attention to detail let it have great success in finding prey! Pay attention to the small things Sagittarius, just like Barboach it might net you some success!

Your love life will benefit greatly from your attention to detail and personal hygiene this week Sagittarius! Check out Barboach’s approach in Pokémon Y’s dex entry.

‘‘Its whiskers make a superb radar. They are used to locate prey, even in the murkiest of water.’’

Your lucky number is 159 and your lucky color is Shiny Shamrock this week!

Sagittarius a keen eye will allow you to reach new places!

Capricorn, your Pokémon of the week is Lickitung!

The Licking Pokémon is often misunderstood due to its most prominent quality, but beneath its licky exterior, Lickitung is a surprising Pokémon. Capricorn, this week your odd approach to many activities will provide others with solutions they had not really considered!

Your love life will have a great journey this week. Feelings and memories will be created by what you both decide to interact with and the places you and your partner choose to visit. Just check out Lickitung’s dex entry in Ruby and Saphire!

‘‘Whenever Lickitung comes across something new, it will unfailingly give it a lick. It does so because it memorizes things by texture and by taste. It is somewhat put off by sour things.’’

Your lucky number is 508 and your lucky color is Syracuse Orange .

This week you will find yourself trying new flavors in life!

Aquarius, your Pokémon of the week is Piplup!

The Penguin Pokémon is adorable, yet proud. Aquarius, protecting your pride this week will let you reach new heights. Sometimes it is important to stand up for what you believe in even if the impact you make does not feel massive.

Your love life will benefit from acknowledging the mistakes you make but staying true to who you are. Just look at Piplup in Pokémon Black and White’s Pokédex:

‘‘A poor walker, it often falls down. However, its strong pride makes it puff up its chest without a care.’’

Your lucky number is 7 and your lucky color is Technobotanica.

Your pride may help you walk, but it may also let you fall, be careful!

Pisces, your Pokémon of the week is Paras!

Paras is a Pokémon that teaches us about symbiosis and how coexisting with the environment can help us thrive. This week your surroundings will make all the difference Pisces!

Growing close to another organism can greatly be valued, and cooperating can lead to some incredible results in your love life Pisces! Just look at how much value Paras and its Tochukaso Mushrooms serve in it’s Emerald dex entry!

‘‘A Paras has parasitic tochukaso mushrooms growing on its back. They grow by drawing nutrients from the host. They are valued as a medicine for long life.’’

Your lucky number is 77171 and your lucky color is Crayola Yellow!

Learn to coexist but don’t let codependence turn you into a Zombie Pisces!

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