False Swipe Pokémon Horoscope

Aries, your Pokémon of the week is Alolan Golem!

Aries, the tropical version of the Megaton Pokémon is known to be a resourceful Pokémon full of new tricks in order to achieve its goals. This week it will be important to make the most of what you have instead of thinking about what you want. Sometimes you can turn your own situation around with the resources at your disposal.

Aries your love life can greatly benefit from small details, its not always about doing huge things all the time. Just look at Alolan Golem’s Pokémon Moon dex entry!

'‘Because it can't fire boulders at a rapid pace, it's been known to seize nearby Geodude and fire them from its back. ‘‘

Your lucky number is 63, and Almond will be a good color for you this week.

We must make due with what we have rather than longing for what we want Aries!

Taurus, your Pokémon of the week is Vanillish!

The Icy Snow Pokémon is one that that is heavily affected by its environment. This week the company you keep will lead to either lots of blessings or lots of suffering Taurus. Be careful about what you allow in your environment.

Your love life has gone through rough times and you have made it out, and your struggle this week has made you a better person, leading to much success. Let’s learn from Vanillish’s Ultra Moon Dex entry!

'‘This hearty Pokémon survived the Ice Age. It's incredibly popular in very hot regions’’

Your lucky number this week is 221 and your lucky color is Amethyst!

Hydrate often, heat is dangerous Taurus!

Gemini, your Pokémon of the week is Crabominable!

The Woolly Crab Pokémon is a cautionary tale for you Gemini. This Pokémon has adapted itself to the harsh environment, but perhaps it should not have been in there in the first place. This week think carefully about your decisions and reflect on if the changes you have made are truly who you are

Your love life will require you to remember the original reason you loved your partner. Don’t forget where you started or you might wander lost in a new terrain. Just like Crabominable in Pokémon Sun.

‘‘It aimed for the top but got lost and ended up on a snowy mountain. Being forced to endure the cold, this Pokémon evolved and grew fur.’’

Your lucky number is 317 and your color of the week is Barn Red.

Remember who you are even in the face of adversity!

Cancer, your Pokémon of the week is Mandibuzz!

The Bone Vulture Pokémon is known for the incredible care it gives its offspring. Cooperating with others in order to obtain food and take care of those around it. This week you must learn that cooperation leads to success and put some good teamwork to use Cancer!

Putting some style into your fashion sense this week will allow you to attract your partner or interested suitor Cancer. Just look at Mandibuzz’s Pokémon Shield dex entry

‘‘They adorn themselves with bones. There seem to be fashion trends among them, as different bones come into and fall out of popularity.’’

Your lucky number is 87 and your lucky color is Bright Lilac this week.

There is great value in teamwork Cancer !

Leo your Pokémon of the week is Pachirisu!

The EleSquirrel Pokémon is a Pokémon beloved by many fans all over the world due to its incredible achievements in the real world competitive format, however in game, Pachirisu is a very conservative Pokémon that puts its own well being before anything else. This week you need some quality time with yourself Leo.

Sharing is caring, even if you don’t have much it will go a long way in order to take care of your partner. Give your partner some love like Pachirisu in Pokémon Black’s dex entry!

‘‘A pair may be seen rubbing their cheek pouches together in an effort to share stored electricity.’’

Your lucky number is 1300 and your lucky color is Cyclamen

Give yourself care and show love to others Leo!

Virgo, your Pokémon of the week is Claydol!

Virgo, the Clay Doll Pokémon is an incredibly enigmatic Pokémon and it has been hard to understand it’s origin, but somewhere out there, there is a story to be told. This week understanding your past will be extremely key in understanding your present. If you get to know where you came from you can know who you truly are

Your love life may make more sense if you can see the patterns of the past and use them to power up your relationship, Just like Claydol in it’s Pokémon Saphire dex entry

‘‘Claydol is an enigma that appeared from a clay statue made by an ancient civilization dating back 20,000 years. This Pokémon shoots beams from both its hands.’’

Your lucky number is 4 and your lucky color is Deep Cerise this week!

Virgo, understand yourself to avoid repeating cycles of the past.

Libra, your Pokémon of the week is Runerigus!

The Grudge Pokémon is truly a terrifying one. Libra is known to be a sign full of balance, and for all the good qualities it has, Libra’s temper is something to be truly afraid of. As a Libra this week you must control your temper in order to avoid starting a 20,000 year grudge.

Your love life might need some clear communication this week, avoid danger and don’t put yourself in situations that might anger you or things might go south. Just look at what happens to anyone who touches Runerigus in Pokémon Shield

‘‘Never touch its shadowlike body, or you'll be shown the horrific memories behind the picture carved into it.’’

Your lucky number is 558 and your lucky color is French Mauve.

Chill out before things get scary Libra!

Scorpio, your Pokémon of the week is Pidgeotto!

The Bird Pokémon is clearly an apex predator, and this week it will be your time to shine Scorpio! Sometimes everything aligns and you are the star of the show. Enjoy it!

Pay close attention to the signs your partner is giving you and you will enjoy great rewards. Use that keen vision just like Pidgeotto in Pokémon Heart Gold!

'‘It has outstanding vision. However high it flies, it is able to distinguish the movements of its prey. ‘‘

Your lucky number is 18 and your lucky color is Palatinate Purple!

Enjoy the time in the spotlight!

Sagittarius your Pokémon of the Week is Pheromosa!

Pheromosa is known to be a nimble, powerful and enigmatic Pokémon. Sagittarius, this week many people will wonder how you manage to do things your own way while looking some graceful. There is no bad publicity, people will talk about you and you can use that to your advantage.

Your graceful movements and strength will make your partner feel really safe around you. Just look at how strong Pheromosa feels in Pokémon Ultra Sun

‘‘A life-form that lives in another world, its body is thin and supple, but it also possesses great power.’’

Your lucky number is 15 and your lucky color is Pale Carmine this week!

Sagittarius stay graceful!

Capricorn, your Pokémon of the week is Shieldon!

The Shield Pokémon is an absolute unit. Shieldon is a Pokémon that has simplified life so much that it gets to enjoy and reap the benefits of its hard work and preparation. Be like Shieldon this week Capricorn.

Your love life has solid foundations and will likely benefit from enjoying a simple, but awesome time. Look at Shieldon in Pokémon Platinum, nothing can disturb it.

‘‘It is outstandingly armored. As a result, it can eat grass and berries without having to fight.’’

Your lucky number is 33967 and your lucky color is Persian Indigo .

Keep it simple Capricorn !

Aquarius, your Pokémon of the week is Houndoom!

The Dark Pokémon is known for the incredible damage that it can dish out if you make it angry. This week you must be very careful with those around you because they might get hurt by something you do. Be cautious

Your love life could be affected by something you do or say. Remember, Houndoom’s scars are permanent, so be careful with what you say or do. Just look at it’s Pokémon Gold Dex entry!

‘‘If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.’’

Your lucky number is 9185 and your lucky color is Phlox.

Keep your actions in mind Aquarius!

Pisces, your Pokémon of the week is Slaking!

The Lazy Pokémon is, well, lazy. Why is Slaking Lazy though? Is it just bored because of its overwhelming power? Is it burnt out? Are people’s expectations of a gifted child surpassing what it could actually achieve in life? Is it just tired or depressed? No one knows, only Slaking. Pisces, only you can answer the questions that others are asking, and if you can ask yourself a question it means the answer is already out there. You will get over your slump this week!

Clean up your environment, even if it seems hard, your partner will notice. Just look at Slaking in Pokémon Saphire

‘‘Wherever Slaking live, rings of over a yard in diameter appear in grassy fields. They are made by the Pokémon as it eats all the grass within reach while lying prone on the ground.’’

Your lucky number is 1 and your lucky color is Royal Azure!

You can get over this Pisces!

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